I hope Rick Santorum gets busted for trying to solicit a prostitute in a government vehicle.
I hope Rick Santorum is playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Navi bugs him every ten seconds
I hope Rick Santorum is fighting Gym Leader Whitney and gets constantly hit by Rollout.
I hope Rick Santorum never finds out who the mother of Ted Mosby’s children is.
I hope Rose promises Rick Santorum that she’ll never let go and then lets go anyway.
i hope all of rick santorum’s personal and private business gets posted on Gossip Girl and it ruins his life and his chances of getting into Yale.
I hope Rick Santorum falls off Rainbow Road every time he tries to drift.
I hope Rick Santorum can never get past the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda