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I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.
^this. all of this.
omg what is air?
^THIS!
^ This. Every single word of this.
(Source: seeking-for-dandelions)
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This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.
It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.
I’m just glad nobody was near me.
Fricking want.
I REALLY REALLLLY WANT IT
screams eagerly
until this moment I have never had the urge to have a smart phone until this very moment.
this is genius!! I just hope it’s not like a 9dollar app
oh my genius
WANT A SMARTPHONE NOW.
Apparently this’ll work on the iPod Touch? HELL YEAH. I’ve been thinking that I really should start walking and this is PERFECTION.
HEY GUYS I FOUND A REASON TO RUN MORE—ALSO, TRAINING APP FOR OUTBREAK MANILA!!! XDDDDD
(Source: listeningtociociosan)
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Michael
you know what Michael
YOU KNOW WHAT
MAYBE IF YOU DIDN’T STOMP ON MY HEAD EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT
I MEAN GODDAMN, MAN, IT’S BECOME SOME SORT OF OBSESSION WITH YOU
MICHAEL WOULD YOU JUST-
FUCK.
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“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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From now on, I’d like you to be more careful. One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there in the Iron Butt.
Aww man, it itches.
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Oh my god.
Sorry I’m not sorry for reblogging this.
But HOLY SHIT.
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and because of his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
So you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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21st birthday card:Dad: Don't party too much.Mom: GO WILD!
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Will: What do you need worse, a hug or Gatorade?Me: OMG GATORAAAAADE
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THE DREAMS IN WHICH I’M GODDAMN DYING
ARE THE GODDAMN BEST I EVER HAD
UGH
GARY JULES U TOO MAN
