JujubeSauce

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865

wankercat: Barbie and Ken

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:13:36 -0400

wankercat:

Barbie and Ken

ourafrica: If wealth was the inevitable result of hard...

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:08:09 -0400

ourafrica:

If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire.

Thank you, beautiful African mothers, words alone cannot explain the appreciation we have for you.

We are forever grateful.

This is Africa, our Africa

Happy Mother’s Day.

vaginaraptor: grimrapper: maeduh: i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:20:20 -0400

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

It looks like I have friends

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:57:00 -0400

but it’s really my friend Heidi posting in my ask pretending to be an anon.

you guys should follow her though. when she’s not anonymously asking me to show her my tits, she’s pretty cool.

http://lumineux39.tumblr.com/

Where are you from?

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:55:51 -0400

The good ol’ land of norther virginia. it’s a party up there.

just kidding.

it sucks.

titstitstitstitstits SHOW ME YO TITS NIGGA

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:55:23 -0400

OMG STOP YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH :3

wheres the best place to hide a body?

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:55:06 -0400

in your mom’s vagina.

tits por favor

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:54:39 -0400

pretty sure google can help with that.

wowz howd u get s0 cut3

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:54:16 -0400

omg i’m lyke so super flattered <3

i wonder if i know you irl!!!

You may have finalitis if the following symptoms apply to you:

Fri, 10 May 2013 03:53:03 -0400

You haven’t slept through the night in over a week
You called your mom five times today
Everything is color coded
EVERYTHING.
You can’t remember basic life functions because your brain is full of shit you probably will never use in the real world
You haven’t worn real pants in a week
You can’t form actual sententences
or spell

I had to stop writing this list because i realize now that these are things i do year round.

myrevelry: got asked to prom by having this on the inside of...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:37:55 -0400

myrevelry:

got asked to prom by having this on the inside of The Fault in our Stars cover

would’ve been better if both sides said “okay”

perma—frost: jujubesauce: college-campuses: Virginia...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:36:43 -0400

perma—frost:

jujubesauce:

college-campuses:

Virginia Tech

yee son

haha i don’t even know what building this is

hahaah me neither. womp.

fawun: I’m done with this website

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:23:51 -0400

fawun:

I’m done with this website