Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
tommosmile: but seriously how can you expect a guy to turn out straight when the town sign looks like this
I hate the word "fluffy" as a euphemism for fat.
riotsnotdiets: cage-veil-cunt: Bitch, I am not a fucking marshmallow. I am a badass fat femme babe. Yessss