June 2012
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm
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tommosmile:
but seriously how can you expect a guy to turn out straight when the town sign looks like this
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I hate the word "fluffy" as a euphemism for fat.
riotsnotdiets:
cage-veil-cunt:
Bitch, I am not a fucking marshmallow.
I am a badass fat femme babe.
Yessss
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