shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
missjadeharley: msbennets: whoresilee: ...
leticianuts: “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S...
whitewhine: White People Problems Rap
everyone: hey I just met you
everyone: and this is crazy
everyone: but if you don't shut up I will take a shit on everything you love
everyone: and don't fucking call me, either
Police investigator: Where were you at 11.15pm on Wednesday night?
Tumblr user: Excuse me, please can you read my FAQ before asking questions? Thanks.