June 2011
fuck-yeahpickuplines:
Since when do I look cool?
So my friend Ashleigh and I were at Taco Bell tonight at like 10 pm when some random black guy comes walking up to us.
Random: Hey... uh... I'm kind of new to the area, do you guys know... you know, where the cool places are? Like where everyone hangs out?
Ashleigh and I: (bursts out laughing)
Ashleigh: In Sterling? There are none.
Random: ...oh.
Ashleigh: (points) Taco Bell.
If we knew where the cool places in Sterling are, don't you think we would be at them?
Instead of at Taco Bell.
At 10pm.
On a Monday night.
Friday and Saturday nights...
Normal People:
Me:
i refuse to accept the assumption that the jersey shore cast consists of “normal people”
When your friends try to show you something funny...
tumblrs-funniest-posts:
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
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Thoughts before going to sleep
ashleighbelle:
dyinglion:
ashleighbelle:
I don’t know why girls give their boyfriends (well, exes I suppose) back their clothes when they break up.
I’m like “Bitch you dumped my ass you don’t deserve no clothes.”
Because if I still had them I’d smell them and cry like a loser
Shit. :’(
I GIVE THEM TO CHARITY HAHAHAH
