April 2011
Tomorrow is April Fools Day and it falls on a Friday. YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
Fun Fun Fun Fun.
"You're on the internet all the time."
I know, I should use my time more wisely with underage drinking and having sex with complete strangers while hopped up on drugs.
March 2011
If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about rehabilitating victims of legalised animal fighting and releasing them into the wild.
If you watch Mean Girls backwards, it's about a girl who gets so unpopular she moves to Africa.
If you watch Mulan backwards, it's about a great war hero who goes back home and gets a sex change.


