How to give a great handjob
morematterforamaymorning: accepttheloveyoudeserve: Use your mouth. Hahahahaha why is this so funny? Because every sexually active boy on earth would agree with this, probably :D truth.
I now interrupt your day with a T-Rex on a...
thetimelordswife: that’s not a T-Rex, it’s a velociraptor. its head is to skinny and its arms are too long to be a T-Rex. duh.
I sincerely apologize for all the Degrassi spam
i just love it so much…
reupholsteredcats: i believe Olivia would enjoy this. HOW COULD I FORGET HOW AWKWARD THE MUSIC USED TO BE?!? i miss season 1 :(
Dear guys in front of me at the dining hall,
Let me clear a few things up for you: Yes, I AM hot. Yes, I CAN hear you. Yes, you SHOULD probably speak quieter. …or maybe just stfu in general.
So we're finalizing plans for Otakon over break...
IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
liamdryden: If you jump up and down and yell “OY” when the Hyrule Market part kicks in, it makes the experience so much more rewarding
Things I did NOT miss when I was home over...
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